fucher nonilliterit meh

HA! Just kidding Ms. Diana.

As we bring these blogs, and this school year to a close I'd first like to address you all and say that every single one of you have made AP Literature a wonderful, and enlightening experience for me. Even you, John. With that being said, I believe literate me still has a long way to go.

Although it seems that after the rigor and pain of this class, there is nothing else we could possibly learn about reading, writing, analyzing, and study guides; there is. Because that's what I thought after English 10. HAHAHA. Aw, previous literate me. How cute. So for the last ho-rah, I present this list of promises from future literate me.

Future literate me promises never to use the term "reader."
Future literate me promises to always put the period inside the quotations, but always after a set of parentheses (see above).
Future literate me promises to never use "uses." Whoops.
Future literate me promises to always correct the grammar of others.
Future literate me promises to never be repetitive...
Future literate me promises to refer to future literate me in the third person at all times.
Irony.
Future literate me promises to loose 10 pounds because of the lack of brownies she will be consuming.
Future literate me promises to always stick up for Madison when Brianna accuses her of cheating.
Future literate me promises to get back at Gabe for all the times he has stolen my phone, while she was simply trying to be literate.
Future literate me promises to hand in all of the books she owes.
Future literate me cannot promise to never complain again. Sorry.
Future literate me promises to keep reading good books.
Future literate me promises to shed enlightenment all about the most overrated poet of all time: Robert Frost.
Future literate me promises to use semi-colons correctly.
Future literate me promises to keep her sassy voice.
Future literate me promises to always express herself through writing.
Future literate me promises to question everything and think for herself.


Future literate me promises to always remember AP Literature 4B with Ms. Diana as some of the best people and memories of future literate me's high school experience.

Love you.
Thank you, and good night.